Tuesday, April 1, 2008

The 2sday 10


10 Funny (and Real) Newspaper Headlines
Source:
innocentenglish.com

1. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
2. Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden

3. Eye Drops Off Shelf

4. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

5. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

6. Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon

7. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
8. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
9. Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

10. Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency

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