Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The 2-sday 10

Top Ten Things Overheard In Line To Buy The iPhone (courtesy of Late Show with David Letterman)

10. "Finally, I can talk on the phone while watching 'Laverne & Shirley'"
9. "Can I call Mars with this thing?"
8. "Sorry folks, Apple just announced it's obsolete"
7. "I'll be right back, I have to go take an iLeak"
6. "The iPhone's OS X system and accelerator...oh, I don't know what I'm talking about"
5. "This is why the terrorists hate us"
4. "iPhone buyers on the left, muggers stealing iPhones on the right"
3. "It's $499 for the 4GB model, or $599 for the deluxe which makes waffles"
2. "I'm changing my name to iLarry"
1. "I don't care about the other features, as long as it vibrates"

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